The Biggest Douchebag in Brooklyn

So my highly anticipated date with the hideous Astro Erle (in more ways than one) was a disaster. He never confirmed or called to meet until 7pm as the event at Lovegun started already at that time. By then I figured he wasn't going to call and was no longer interested (already) in dating me. And I don't play to people's egos and self centeredness so I didn't respond when he texted me at 7pm. Then today he messages me that he heard I was talking shit about him and what was my problem. Fucking douchebag. I'd rather stay home by myself forever than have friends like that.